im on sick leave (props to those who have been following me for 11 years because i fucked up my bACK AGAIN, 11 years after i’ve done it for the first time LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO but this time i went straight to the Deep End and am already on The Good Pain Pills)
and that means i need chill stuff to watch that’s entertaining enough that my brain keeps watching AND also low key enough that my brain only needs to be at like 25% capacity to get it
ANYWAY, the winner is: ANTI-CHEF and specifically his Jamie & Julie series (where he goes through Julia Child’s cookbook and makes her recipes), and yes i did go and compile all of the 113 (!) videos into a chronological playlist for myself lmao
it’s super enjoyable? he got me hooked by the cassoulet video
if you need something fun, and enjoy cooking videos, give him a go!
Obsessed with the fact that heaven and hell are both inept and systematically flawed super-bureaucracies but it’s also like. What if you had to work a shitty office job for eternity. What if your boss at that shitty job could kill you.
My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!
i have been given nothing but shiny elongated watermelons with small webbings and white spots. and they make me wanna kill myself
My grandfather used to tell me the best watermelons are the ones you steal from the back of a truck so I guess we all learned some watermelon knowledge from our grandfathers
can NOT get protagoneil out of my mind. on the day you die you save his life and you know you’re going to die. you’re watching him meet you and you’re watching him fall in love with you and you know you’re going to have to watch him see you die too. you have to watch him mistrust you and put others before you and you’re going to die. you’re going to die, and despite knowing him for years you’re going to die without him knowing you. you have to tell him to let you go knowing he’s just going to go find you. but for now you have to die. that bullet wouldn’t have moved if he hadn’t put his hand there.